Well, the day started like the usual, bla bla bla.. then! I turned on my Wii for yoga session, it said
How cannnn? I was fooled by my own Wii for a moment before it said "just kidding..." Dang! suen mm suen I throw you off my balcony, huh?Later, hubby suddenly called me and asked me about our home's postcode, then he said he was at the police station, he just met a snatch thief. And that's it! He said he was busy and call later to tell the whole story.
Of course, my heart lor lor luen.. thinking "what happened? what was robbed? Is he hurt? the car? hanfon? ah, no hanfon should be ok, since I just talked to him.. so, what what what??"
Then I can't contain my curiosity anymore and called him again. He said it's like dis..
He was outside his office, just going out to meet customer, talking on his boss' fon while walking. Then suddenly the snatch thief came fr behind and snatched his fon away. Then the bugger got knocked down by a car while trying to make his escape, he gave chase, kept yelling and chasing and the bugger was caught. Yay! Happy!
Then he came back and realized his laptop bag gone! Missing! With his laptop, and all his things in it.
Now.. this is very serious case wei.. all the porn pics of us.. *gasp* leaking! leaking! leaked! BOCOR! now, tan lei tan hui.. thinking what to do. Asked for the porn queen, Goolymama for her advice over MSN, she said "chap toe la lei"..
Guess I will have to get used to being femes soon. Na, you want autograph, you better ask now, later I have no time to layan you all ah..
Hope it serves as a good lesson for him and for all to be extra careful these days. The preacher of "Law of Attraction" has just met a real-life snatch thief. I'm so happy it's not his child who got missing.
Latest update:
The mata-mata apparently gave my hub's fon nombor to the family of the bugger and the bugger's hamka started to call my hub to plead him let him go by not suing him. Said his wife's pregnant la, he's already very "siong" lying in the hospital after being beaten up la, bla bla bla. So, should my hub let him go? He's indecisive. What do you think?
6 comments:
Hahahaha, the story is so dramatic, how to believe u ah?
Hope it won't turn out real like the last time u did it. When was it ah? Ah yes, just right before meimei was born right?
Anyway, happy April Fool to u lah.
real or not ahhhh
*checks calendar* oredi 3rd april wei..
wei..true or not... now u r like the boy crying wolf la... seems no one believes u so far... so...
no comments.. no crack our heads over the matter..case si close-ed.
Barrister Gooly, wat say u?
Looi yan moon,
jan ju moe gum jan ahhhh.. yuen wong ah..
i'm so loe-sat yan, 99% of the time it's the truth, nothing but the truth.. (you figure out which part is the 1% lie)
claire, goolymama dah retired jor. Sekarang bertaubat, dun disturb loe yan ka lor.
eh...april fool story, izzit?? Chehh... and i thot it was real wor!
hahaha... I also kena fooled.
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