
(Her way of continuing the award tag here must be the cutest, funniest, and most imaginative one so far. I laughed so much that I had to continue sabo her gala oxcar night in here, since she had named me as successor to the award as well, after being named by Claire and Raynebow, thanks so much!)
.. After having so much fun with the rotten eggs thrown at her (if you do not know what I'm talking about, go here and read about it, together with the comments), I had never seen so much flying eggs before, it looked like shooting stars, except the smell made the air so intolerably filthy, then again, the show must go on, I then made my way up the stairs to the stage, taking the award from her, amidst the deafening applause and the obscenity shouts of "MAKE WAY FOR HER, SHE DESERVES IT MORE THAN YOU!!!"...
(Ah.. those machais.. made me so happy indeed, it wasn't a waste of money to have them there to make me blushed, ok ok, I pay you well, don't worry, as well as Claire and Raynebow, and by the way, both your swiss account tersalah nombor laa.. gimme Mehbank account enough loh, don't kacaukacau...the only one I do not have to pay is the moongbeibei Goolypop.. haha... eh, you still stand here for what?)
Ahh... who should I thank first for this moment? Of course, I have to thank my children, korkor, didi and meimei, because, without them, I wouldn't have a title of "MOM" to my name, would I?
Then of course, my beloved hubby who not only bring bread and butter home for us while I goyang kaki at home, but also to donate the other 23 chromosomes to make up the above, without him, this wouldn't have been been a reality and only remained a dream.
My mom, who without her, there wouldn't be me too, and who had raised me up by being an exemplary BEST MOM making me one too. *ahem*
Next, my dad, because surely you know by now? Without his 23 other good quality chromosomes, I wouldn't have been what I am today.
... and I continued with the list of my dead ancestors..
HOIII! Wake up lor!
And now I'm passing this award as there are many best moms in this world and it's only appropriate to give them some due recognition and encouragement.
MY, who comes home from work and can still be the 24-hao ahma.
Irene, who breastfed her 4 children, taking pictures of it and showing them unselfishly to encourage every mom to do so too. Tabik!
Fishman, who has no heart to cage up his baby and let him roam about his home wherever he wants.
My sils who sacrificed a lot for their own respective family.
Dawn, who takes her boys out for walks even in the coldest of weather.
Yozoranitesky, who ... err... who ... err... saving a fat bank account first for her children.
Pek Imm, who is leaving a legacy for her children in short and sweet little stories.
Chris, who is homeschooling her boys and taking them on to missionary trips around Thailand.
SAHM, who's about the only soccer mom in Singapore, I heard.
Jo-N, who creates her own games for her children to play while learning.
Jacss, who spend so much time and effort to make bentos for her boys.
And of course, not forgetting, Claire, who is such tough lady for her children, and Raynebow, who let her son
Now you may bring on the bouquet of flowers *muaks muaks* I LUP YOU ALL!!!
Please... let the show go on, I go to the penthouse bikini party first, see you all there.
19 comments:
clap clap..muak muahhh... poot poot, wee oh weet.... whistle...***
let me deicate this song to u....
"Mader of mine, when I was young... you showed me the right way...things had to be done...without your love, what would life be... mader, sweet mader of mine..."
Aisay, kena tag. Four-legged boys only wor?
Claire, got karaoke too ah? show some class la wei, this is hor lei wud leh! :)
Dawn, what you mean by "four legged boys only wor?"!!! Your boys would be heart stricken, I tell ya.
*whisper* make sure you tag me back and add some nice words mah can lor! huhuhu...
OMG OMG, I got the Best Mom Award??? I can't believe it, OMG!!!
(pengsan on the stage already)
MY, while you pengsan, I'll give you the best supporting actress award too, mm wah tuck leh?
Wah wahhh... dun let LL read tat he's allowed to bring home gfs wor... spoil market la :P
*open pent house suite door*
*flash lights*
*Camera Clicking*
Haha.. i got pictures of you in bikini now. Can sell to Zoological Magazine Special Edition. Dun worth much..hoe gor moe..
*slam door*
:-(
I don't qualify for the award then as I do cage Axel up when I am not around.
wei..award party over hor? u still having hangover ah? so long no postie one? come over to mine and give your leng jui view for my latest post... very kek sei...
Gooly gao-jei-tui,
Don't slam first, I pose for you sin ma.. na.. ala Rose-on-the-bed-from-titanic... fatt tat la lei!
Fishman, shame on you then! Wait, got one more rotten egg left, catch!
Claire, party not over yet la, so many toyboys, come and enjoy la, not worth it to be mang-jang over malaysia-boleh loh..
aiyor..."chan hai pei lei chui cheong ahh"!! like that also u can turned into such a hillarious stories ahh, eh...dun be SAHM go write comics with yr funny genes, thks to d 23 chromosomes, LOL LOL!
stomach pain edi !!
anyway, am glad for d honour... ahem!!
oh ya, i'll hv to link u up so that i dun forget coming here again for some laugh, hahaha
I'm right. You are funny! Hollywood style, eh?
*dressed in my sexiest evening gown*
*walk slowly to the stage, waving*
*give award presenter a kiss and a hug*
*receive award*
Thank you, thank you, I would like to thank .......... continue in my blog.
Jac,
HOI!! you think i'm joker ah? I'm serious like hell, ok?
(quickly take off joker mask sinnn)
Jo-N, dress so sexy matt kwai? everyone here without dress one...
must receive award in birthday suit one ar? ok ok...
*strip naked*
huh...all pengsan liao?
eh come back, come back...i notchet read my thank you speach leh...
MOMMY,
hahaha.. all the people here sott sott dei..
too stressful looking after kids already all, izzit??
thanks for joining in the fun, btw, also need to post a pic of the naked look in your blog too wor.. dunwan? gimme back the trophy then... HMMPH!!
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