Overheard on the radio today, an ad from a property developer
"Find your dream house", "find your happy ending"...
... wait a min...happy ENDING?? *raised one eyebrow*
Not sure about you, but I would think, however happy it can be, I don't want to find my ending yet right now. Choi! choi! choi!
Good luck to that developer!
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I have a friend over for a visit last week. "OK, my darling, shall we go home now?.... let mommy take you off the swing, good boy"...
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omg, OMG, OH MY GRACIOUS GOD!! I'm so panicky now I don't know what to do! I've been tagged! My very first virgin "tag...
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What goes around, really really comes around. Just barely 24 hours after I blogged about the dropped teeth of my son's, I suddenly found...
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Hi, good morning to you.
Thought I'll send you a smile start your day.
BUYING A BRA: A man walked into the ladies department of Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife".
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type"?
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.
Confused, the man asked what were the types?
The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need"? Still confused the man asked,
"What is the difference between them"? The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills".
You have a niceday, Lee.
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