Today I broke 2 girls' hearts terribly.
You know very well how awful good I am right now at sniffing out freebies, thanks to my partner in crime.
I was at a beauty salon having another one of those FOC facial thingy, and from the very moment the session started, the girl was heavily promoting some basic skincare product to me. Too familiar with the drill by now, listening to all the problems I am facing with my face, which I might not even realize, and she has THE all time powderful solution for me.
Sometimes I am just amazed, she could tell by one look that I have dead skin cells stuck on my face, pores blocked like a very badly maintained toilet bowl and what nots, by just ONE look? Boy, she could be sending those dermatologists home and rot, why spend all those money studying and getting their degrees, huh?
Anyway, I'm not really dissing her la, life's tough, I know, she's just trying to earn some income to survive in this dog eats dog world.
So, for the whole of 2 hours, I was nodding, smiling, respectfully asking for more details, gracefully rejecting... sorry la, girl, life's hard. Hear the gomen's advice? Need to change lifestyle, tighten belt, know what that is? Ketatkan tali pinggang la.. not a necessity to spend over 1k on this treatment products for me to have those models' skins. Not that I need to attract men's attention anymore la, right? I have one beside me already, spare the rest for those who need them loh.
I can almost here her sobbing when I left her with the departing words "I'll go home and think about it, ok?"
Then while still hanging around some more, I saw some promotion booth on whole body perfect care, something like that la. KPC, stopped and looked at those materials, you bet one of those girls hurriedly scurrying to my side to explain all about their special promotions.
Studying their promotion flyers, I asked her almost every service or products listed in there. Most interesting was their "Breast Management Program". Manage your breasts woh... terror, huh?
She explained it's a technique to make our breasts firmer, by applying their special cream and the method of massaging. I asked innocently, so that means I need to take off everything for your staff to massage ah?
She smiled and said of course, aiyah, all girls, no need to be shy la. I said "no la, shy la, nanti there's a hidden cam and suddenly my face and boobs all over youtube, then how?" Of course, she guarantee that won't happen.
Trying to convince me further, she said she herself and all others go through the same process before as well, I don't need to worry. I asked is the person massaging me a girl? Of course, she said. I replied, "aiyah, no fun like that. If guys, I might consider la." By then, I know I should cabut and run far far already, quit fooling around.
Jeez.. this time my back would surely kena big time. All the niamahs and foul words will be hurled at me (behind my back) and even sending me to hell, I think.
Am I good in breaking girls' hearts? Sorry la, my dears. When times get better, I'll come and drop by, let you swipe my card all you want, k?
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You are so cruel. I wonder what if that girl said that her male manager or colleague would be more than happy to give you that boob massage... hahaha. Wait..let me guess.. I bet you will decide only after seeing whether they are handsome or not, right? :-p
Gargies, I'm glad I did not go for women's cosmetic or body whatever studies...maybe the ahemmm, massage part might interest me...but susa chari makan answer so many questions, no sale, ha ha.
In my opinion as well from observations as well being kaypoh...I know many matured ladies, Asians...and they have flawless complexions as well at 56 etc, their figures can still make a driver have an affair with the back of a bus,....they have weekend naps, drink water or green tea like lost in desert, and their sense of humour....laughter is a sure cure for wrinkles.
Anyway, you saved some money there, ha ha. Have a nice day, Lee.
haha..you are so funny lah gargies. but i am glad i am not the sales girl..either cry from sheer frustration or "tai kian pow"..swollen neck :p
Haha.. fishman, you know me so well!
lee, i don't think you will have hard time closing sales, from the stories you tell in your blog, all kinds of birds will be flying down from the treetop to your side.
Yozo, thanks. Yes, times are difficult, huh? Not easy to close sales. I think I'm better than those who don't even give them a 2nd glance la, at least I entertain them a bit (tho a bit kau kau jan mo pong chan..hehe)
cilaka u! u more pin thai then me.. The massat part, I think i will say "Pat yue I massat for u laa" I also sked youtube maa, but wan bowling breasts wor, so have to try on her laa.
Ei, sis, since when u become so "pin tai" wan? Work stress catching up on u kah? Haha.
stress? what stress? i was so happy ah.. like a thai-thai only, go massage the face, pamper pamper..
i was entertaining them only la, since they have no customers who bother to take a 2nd look at them.
No need to buy those expensive products. All you have to do is just use honey and yoghurt mask on your face everyday - either morning or evening. Better still twice a day. In just a matter of weeks, you can see and feel the difference! I have been doing that ;-)
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