Early sex education

Me: Sigh.. look at your new set of teeth.. looks so unsightly. When you grow up, not handsome anymore loh and can't find a gf loh. So how to get married and have babies?

Son#1: How to have baby?

Me: (Knowing what he means but dodging his question) Like I told you earlier la.. The doctor cut my tummy up and pulled you out from my tummy la.. forgot already ah?

Son#1: No, I mean, how does the baby go into the tummy (in the first place)?

Me: (slapped myself for getting into this situation) Err..

(Paused)

Me: Hmm... (thought this question would be so easy to answer until I really reach at this stage) Well, you will grow up, find a girl you love and do what papa does to mommy and soon she'll have a baby too loh..

Whew! (wipe sweat from forehead), say, this answer is pretty good, rather than telling the story of the birds and the bees.. Out of 10, maybe I score 8, no?

Then,

Son#1: Why do we need to get married first than have baby wo..

Me: Err... well... you can choose to have baby before you get married too, but you have to bear the consequences.

Son#1: What con-see-cious means?

Me: OK, time to go to bed, let's get moving...